Jennifer Colt - Author of the McAfee Twins™ Novels

If you've come here from the Kindle Boards, welcome.

I don't post a lot, but I'm going to start. The problem is...what to talk about?

See, I'm a little schizoid. I write comic mysteries, but when I'm not doing that I'm reading spiritual books, or books about quantum physics, metaphysical works, etc. I jog in place while watching downloads on everything "paranormal," anything related to the subject of consciousness. I love writing comedy, but the unseen side of life is my passion. For me the two are inextricably entwined.

I believe God is a practical jokester, and we are his magnum opus. The tragedy of the human condition is that we so readily embrace the tragic. We loves us some drama, and we're all about the power plays, the judgments, the war mongering, the killing.

Comedy reminds us of what we really are: spiritual beings trapped in a little time capsules called bodies. Aging and dying are God's (or Nature's) way of reining in our worst impulses, of stopping us before we can wreak too much damage. Then once we go, we get a chance to come back and try to do it better.

We need to laugh at ourselves. We need to laugh about the conditions of our lives, because the truth is that we're responsible for them. Every single one. History is the process of the human race slipping on a cosmic banana peel.

These are the things I spend my time thinking about, so why wouldn't I blog about them?

I write fiction, and goofy fiction at that. I don't imagine people are coming to me for cosmology or theology.

That said, I'm almost done with a book on the subject. I'll try to sell it to a traditional publisher, but if that doesn't happen I'll go CreateSpace/Kindle. I'm finally marrying my two consuming interests in one memoir-cum-philosophical tract, and if you thought I was funny before, wait till you read about my life.

It'd be hilarious, if it weren't so tragic. (Kidding! See? Schizoid!)

Stay tuned for news of the book...

A Rripping Great Read, May 9, 2010 Star-Star-Star-Star-Star
By Midwest Book Review (Oregon, WI USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Hellraiser of the Hollywood Hills: A McAfee Twins Novel (Paperback)

Terry and Kerry McAfee are twins -- they are also a couple of very active private investigators who find themselves embroiled in the attempted kidnapping of a music star in a seedier part of the Hollywood scene. But being bodyguards for a head case like bubble-gum-pop star like Bethany becomes as hazardous as it is complicated with past secrets, missing millions, stolen identity, blackmail, and murder. "The Hellraiser Of The Hollywood Hills" is a ripping great read by Jennifer Colt who is a genuinely gifted storyteller, and is the fifth in a series featuring these two remarkable and memorable young women. For those mystery enthusiasts for whom this is their first introduction to the mystery solving California sisters, check out their four previous titles: The Butcher of Beverly Hills; The Mangler of Malibu Canyon; The Vampire of Venice Beach; and The Con Artist of Catalina Island.

Author's Note: I know it looks like all I ever do is go online and promote my books -- but somebody's gotta! xoJ

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There aren't many reviews yet, so I thought it would be helpful to post these comments from the CreateSpace editor:

MASTER COMMENT
The Hellraiser of the Hollywood Hills, by Jennifer Colt

Overview
Congratulations on the well-earned recognition for this smart, witty, and highly entertaining novel. Hellraiser was a true pleasure to read and edit.

Characterization
The figures populating Hellraiser walk the perfect line between character and caricature (without a touch of the latter, it wouldn’t be Hollywood, would it?). Each person is quirky, and no one is superfluous; even the minor characters are memorable and serve to advance the plot and keep readers entertained.

Plot Flow
The intricate inner workings of this manuscript were clearly blueprinted with care and precision. Readers will appreciate the way you move the action and continually complicate each thread of the plot.

Structure
The suspense in Hellraiser is masterfully created, with small mysteries doled out just often enough to keep the stakes raised and the tension up. The action continues to rise and ultimately peaks in the climactic confrontation between (PLOT SPOILERS DELETED!).

Tone and Style
Kerry’s clever and slightly sarcastic narrative voice sets a wonderful tone for the novel, and the style is on display consistently from start to finish. Each sentence is inflected with her particular brand of humor, which lends the book a fully three-dimensional air.

Dialogue
The dialogue in this manuscript not only reveals character and advances the plot (its two most important functions), it’s also highly entertaining and it keeps the pace moving. I was especially impressed with the way characters often talk “past” each other—this makes the conversations realistic and relatable.

Point of View
Hellraiser from any other point of view simply wouldn’t be the same; Kerry is the perfect narrator, and readers will be glad to see the story unfold through her astute eyes.