Jennifer Colt - Author of the McAfee Twins™ Novels

Here's a list of the 100 best thrillers of all times. I'm going to have to ponder it to see who I think they've left out. I don't see Daphne du Maurier or Patricia Highsmith. Hmmm. (Sort of heavy on the dudes, this list.)

That said, The Silence of the Lambs is the only book on this list I've read twice. I do love Connellly and others...Forsythe, certainly.

I think, but I'm not sure, she may have misspelled "Sematary." Wasn't it Semetary? I could be DEAD WRONG, and I'm certainly too lazy to look it up.

All in all, some great books. But don't stop here, get your McAfee Twins novel today and learn what real thrills are!

Hey everybody,

New interview over at ChickLitIsNotDead. ("It's just resting.")*

Check it out!

*Monty Python parrot joke, for those of you under forty.

I've been self-published. I've been traditionally published. I've been vanity published. Now it's eeeeee-eeee-Books...

(Sung to the tune of "I've been bad; I've been good. Dallas, Texas...Hollywoooood.")

That song is running through my mind because 1) it was suggested by the opening lines of this post, 2) I am from Dallas, 3) I do live near Hollywood, the location of my latest book, and 4) mostly I've been good. :-)

The book in question, released through CreateSpace on March 26, 2010, is:

THE HELLRAISER OF THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS: A McAfee Twins Novel

Hellraiser was partly inspired by the fifteen years I spent toiling in the entertainment business in Los Angeles. It's the fifth novel in a comic mystery series starring the McAfee Twins – identical redheaded sisters who run Double Indemnity Investigations, and who vanquish an impressive array of bad guys from the back of their hot pink Harley. (Only $1.99 on Kindle for a limited time!)


The series began with an ebook published through iUniverse, called THE BUTCHER OF BEVERLY HILLS, and has wound its wacky way through Malibu, Venice Beach, and Catalina Island. Originally dubbed "screwball mysteries," they later came to be called "chick-lit crime."

I was the typical aspiring novelist who couldn't get an agent at the time self-publishing was coming into its own around 2002. I have an entreprenurial streak and am a sucker for a good rags to riches story, so I thought I'd just send my book out through the Internet and achieve international fame that way.

International fame eluded me. However, after self-publishing two books, I finally got an agent, who landed me a three-book deal with Random House!

I really thought I'd arrived. The books looked great, got terrific reviews, and the publisher was very excited about them...at first.


But when they didn't become overnight successes, Broadway Books kicked me to the curb with my two subsequent manuscripts.

That entreprenurial streak reasserted itself, and I self-published the fourth book, THE CON ARTIST OF CATALINA ISLAND: A McAfee Twins Christmas Novel (Now only $1.99 on Kindle for a limited time!), giving myself a promotion to hardcover, which was a bold maneuver and...big mistake.


It was very costly and time-consuming, and I only recouped about 40% of the money.

When I was promoting the book online, Amazon announced the first annual Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards. On a lark I submitted my other unpublished manuscript, and watched in mute amazement as it made the first, then the second, then the third cuts, and almost gagged on my coffee the morning I had a call from Seattle, telling me I was a top ten finalist.

I figured that even if I didn't win the top prize of a publishing contract, I'd surely be picked up by Penguin Books for one of their imprints. They wouldn't have selected any finalists they wouldn't want to publish, because any of those ten could have ended up the winner.

As it turned out, the winner was a very worthy novel, FRESH KILLS, by a cool guy named Bill Loehfelm. Hellraiser came in fourth place. I won some great prizes from Hewlett Packard (one friend pointed out to me that they were better than many book advances), and was offered a CreateSpace Total Freedom package as another prize. Penguin books did not come knocking, so I took CreateSpace up on their offer.

They did a SUPERB job on the cover and the interior of the book. I'm not shilling here, I swear – I like the cover much better than the ones done by Broadway. I'm glad they made a total departure from the earlier design of the books because it's infused new life into the series.

Sales are pretty brisk, but here's the main thing:

I had somewhere to go with my manuscript. People who aren't immersed in the publishing world do not know, and probably do not care that it's "independently published." It looks great, the reviews are great, my fans are happy, and best of all, it cost nothing!

I had seriously considered giving up on what I'd originally planned to be a long-running series. Now my fans are writing me asking for the sixth book, and you know what? I will be able to give it to them. It'll take me a few months to write, but only minutes to upload. And I can count on having a beautiful cover and plenty of marketing support from Amazon.

Thanks to CreateSpace, my girls can continue making the streets of Los Angeles safe for a long time to come,

Happy reading,
Jennifer Colt



https://www.createspace.com/en/community/people/JennColt/blog/2010/06/10/zigging-and-zagging-in-the-world-of-publishing

If you've come here from the Kindle Boards, welcome.

I don't post a lot, but I'm going to start. The problem is...what to talk about?

See, I'm a little schizoid. I write comic mysteries, but when I'm not doing that I'm reading spiritual books, or books about quantum physics, metaphysical works, etc. I jog in place while watching downloads on everything "paranormal," anything related to the subject of consciousness. I love writing comedy, but the unseen side of life is my passion. For me the two are inextricably entwined.

I believe God is a practical jokester, and we are his magnum opus. The tragedy of the human condition is that we so readily embrace the tragic. We loves us some drama, and we're all about the power plays, the judgments, the war mongering, the killing.

Comedy reminds us of what we really are: spiritual beings trapped in a little time capsules called bodies. Aging and dying are God's (or Nature's) way of reining in our worst impulses, of stopping us before we can wreak too much damage. Then once we go, we get a chance to come back and try to do it better.

We need to laugh at ourselves. We need to laugh about the conditions of our lives, because the truth is that we're responsible for them. Every single one. History is the process of the human race slipping on a cosmic banana peel.

These are the things I spend my time thinking about, so why wouldn't I blog about them?

I write fiction, and goofy fiction at that. I don't imagine people are coming to me for cosmology or theology.

That said, I'm almost done with a book on the subject. I'll try to sell it to a traditional publisher, but if that doesn't happen I'll go CreateSpace/Kindle. I'm finally marrying my two consuming interests in one memoir-cum-philosophical tract, and if you thought I was funny before, wait till you read about my life.

It'd be hilarious, if it weren't so tragic. (Kidding! See? Schizoid!)

Stay tuned for news of the book...

A Rripping Great Read, May 9, 2010 Star-Star-Star-Star-Star
By Midwest Book Review (Oregon, WI USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Hellraiser of the Hollywood Hills: A McAfee Twins Novel (Paperback)

Terry and Kerry McAfee are twins -- they are also a couple of very active private investigators who find themselves embroiled in the attempted kidnapping of a music star in a seedier part of the Hollywood scene. But being bodyguards for a head case like bubble-gum-pop star like Bethany becomes as hazardous as it is complicated with past secrets, missing millions, stolen identity, blackmail, and murder. "The Hellraiser Of The Hollywood Hills" is a ripping great read by Jennifer Colt who is a genuinely gifted storyteller, and is the fifth in a series featuring these two remarkable and memorable young women. For those mystery enthusiasts for whom this is their first introduction to the mystery solving California sisters, check out their four previous titles: The Butcher of Beverly Hills; The Mangler of Malibu Canyon; The Vampire of Venice Beach; and The Con Artist of Catalina Island.

Author's Note: I know it looks like all I ever do is go online and promote my books -- but somebody's gotta! xoJ

Go to the Amazon link above for this limited-time promotion to celebrate the release of Hellraiser:

The Con Artist of Catalina Island - only $11.99 in paperback!

The Con Artist of Catalina Island - only $3.99  now ONLY $1.99 in Kindle format!

All of the McAfee Twins novels stand alone, so if you've never read one you can start at these great prices. We think you'll be hooked!

There aren't many reviews yet, so I thought it would be helpful to post these comments from the CreateSpace editor:

MASTER COMMENT
The Hellraiser of the Hollywood Hills, by Jennifer Colt

Overview
Congratulations on the well-earned recognition for this smart, witty, and highly entertaining novel. Hellraiser was a true pleasure to read and edit.

Characterization
The figures populating Hellraiser walk the perfect line between character and caricature (without a touch of the latter, it wouldn’t be Hollywood, would it?). Each person is quirky, and no one is superfluous; even the minor characters are memorable and serve to advance the plot and keep readers entertained.

Plot Flow
The intricate inner workings of this manuscript were clearly blueprinted with care and precision. Readers will appreciate the way you move the action and continually complicate each thread of the plot.

Structure
The suspense in Hellraiser is masterfully created, with small mysteries doled out just often enough to keep the stakes raised and the tension up. The action continues to rise and ultimately peaks in the climactic confrontation between (PLOT SPOILERS DELETED!).

Tone and Style
Kerry’s clever and slightly sarcastic narrative voice sets a wonderful tone for the novel, and the style is on display consistently from start to finish. Each sentence is inflected with her particular brand of humor, which lends the book a fully three-dimensional air.

Dialogue
The dialogue in this manuscript not only reveals character and advances the plot (its two most important functions), it’s also highly entertaining and it keeps the pace moving. I was especially impressed with the way characters often talk “past” each other—this makes the conversations realistic and relatable.

Point of View
Hellraiser from any other point of view simply wouldn’t be the same; Kerry is the perfect narrator, and readers will be glad to see the story unfold through her astute eyes.

Greetings, liebchens. The McAfee Twins are now available in the land of Goethe! Just click on the pictures in the carousel in the lower right-hand corner  to read alles about it. Achtung, German teachers of the world: enough with the sturm und drang. Give your students something FUN to read!

I don't have a link for purchase yet, but I do have a publication date:

4/1/2010.

This is the best McAfee Twins book yet, and the cover is nothing short of gorgeous.

I hope it was worth the wait!

xox

Jennifer